Me: i want to break my weight barrier before i start losing it on purpose
JUST TO PROVE I CAN
Joan: ....
oh
Me: i'm close
1.5 more pounds
and i will be THE FATTEST ME IN HISTORY
Joan: kayyyy
Me: IS THAT WEIRD i don't care
i gotta be me
Joan: it is a little but
it's very you

And then everyone agreed with her.